Come into my office and have a seat. Let's discuss why you made this appointment today. So you think you've caught something? What symptoms are you having? Well... that sounds terrible. I think you might have caught the ass disease. You know, the one that makes you feel dizzy and have shortness of breath?! Don't worry, I specialize in that and can cure you in one session! i first need to experience the symptoms you say you've had though, so take a look at my ass....