I have the perfect New Years Resolution for you losers! You're going to ring in the new year blue balled for ME! Oh yeah, you're going to give yourself swollen blue balls every single day, because I said so! You're going to get that cock all worked up, just to deny it the one thing you really want! You can't resist stroking it to my shiny metallic covered perfect body!

JOI, MASTURBATION INSTRUCTION, ORGASM DENIAL