So, I really need to discuss something with you that's been bugging me lately. The walls in here are thin, and I can hear you watching porn and masturbating all the time and it's pretty gross. Your loud moaning and all those fake porn moans are going to stop. Instead of jerking off to some gross girl on a computer screen, you'll be jerking off to me.. your roommate. Face it, my hot body in the flesh is sooooo much better! You'll be moaning for me now!