Hi there, come on it and sit down. Tell me what's been bothering you lately? When did this problem start? Hmm.. girls always run away from you, that's interesting. When does it happen? Well, lets get down to the root of the problem, take your pants off. Ah, I see. Problem solved, that chunk of flesh between your legs is so tiny, no wonder no woman stays with you!

SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION, SPH