Once a year I treat my feet to an enzyme peel, and now's that time! It literally makes the bottoms of my feet peel to reveal a nice, new soft layer. But you don't deserve that soft layer, oh no foot loser. You get the peely, cracked layer. Why? Because I know how much you want to secretly eat my foot shavings, don't you? Now open up!
Once a year I treat my feet to an enzyme peel, and now's that time! It literally makes the bottoms of my feet peel to reveal a nice, new soft layer. But you don't deserve that soft layer, oh no foot loser. You get the peely, cracked layer. Why? Because I know how much you want to secretly eat my foot shavings, don't you? Now open up!