I'm the best you'll EVER get, loser. Well, you don't really "get" me, you just get me mocking and degrading you while you hump that hand of yours. So for the next 7 days you will jerk that loser dick of yours for me, to what you'll never ever get. Oh and also, theres a little twist at the end, you don't want to miss out, loser! I love giving you the middle finger and loser sign!