Did you know "the one" was right in front of you all this time? It's true! You rest with her every night, and cuddle her gently. You spoon her. You finally find the one! Oh.. your pillow, duh! You get to stop using your hands and fuck your girlfriend from this day forward, mount her and cum all over her back loser! I'll even let you gawk at my perfect body while you're humping her!