It's MY special day. My birthday (December 8th). Of course you can't help but to want to spend it with me. You are obsessed. You felt the need to splurge for once in your life. You love that I'm charging you extra on my birthday. You want to please me. You want to see me happy. You want to jerk to me on my birthday, and it'll cost you. In fact, buy this clip multiple times to really bring a smile to my perfect face.