I've noticed you haven't really had any girls over before, little step-bro. Also, I walked by your bedroom the other night on my way to the kitchen to get a glass of water, and I totally heard you jerking off to porn! Gross! I got you a present to cheer you up about your girl troubles though! You will have no idea what it is, but don't worry, I'll demonstrate it to you! Just put it on, and ta-da!