I just got back from a luxurious week long vacation to the keys with my girlfriends. Oh what it would be like for you to have tagged along, served all of us, watched us prance around in sexy bikinis all day, rub lotion on our bodies... but you'll never get that privilege. Instead, you get ignored at my feet as I soak up the sun rays in this expensive luli fama bikini. You don't even exist to me, bitch.