Another holiday that I'm in your life. You should really count your blessings, loser. Labor day, it's more like a weekend to me. I'm out having drinks with friends, laying in the sun having fun. What is it for you? LABOR WEEKEND. You will be laboring away all weekend while I live my perfect spoiled life. Pick up some extra shifts at work, you'll need them to afford me. Enjoy your last jerk for the weekend, loser!