Valentine's Day is the one day you feel most alone. How sad it must be... to be a loser such as yourself. I don't know what that feels like, obviously. I'm out being wined and dined like I deserve. I'm here to add a little spice to your lonely, boring Valentines day. I made a special treat just for you, the ingredients? My very own special concoction. The purpose of the cupcake? Guess you'll just have to find out, loser! It involves humiliation, of course!