Do I love mocking that carrot dick? YES. Do I love making you use two fingers? YES. Do I love making you fuck random objects just to further humiliate you about your micro dick? YES. I brought along a friend today to help you out with your tootsie roll dick... an empty TP Roll. Although, it's probably too big to receive any friction. You'll never get a hot girl like me, you're stuck fucking random objects just so I can laugh. Enjoy your tiny dick loser!