You work so hard for the measly amount of money you actually earn. Your boss doesn't like you. I don't like you. You are literally boring. I'll add a little spice to your mundane life, for cash. I'll allow you to stroke that cash cock of yours, for a price. Extra money you earn? MINE. Savings? MINE. Thinking about paying off that credit card bill? No, MINE! You're so far in debt and I want to drive you further into it... one stroke at a time.