You'd never get a girl like me, no way. I can only imagine the trials and tribulation you go through in your every day life with that tiny little pecker. Your life must be so hard. It's so small, and me just talking about it makes all 2 inches of it soooo hard. You'll never have a hot chick check your dick out at the gym through your workout pants. It's very inadequate. Wanna stroke it shrimp dick? You know the drill, 2 fingers!