You have the nerve to come and ask me to borrow money? You haven't even paid rent in months and COVID layoffs is no excuse! Since you're extra desperate, let me see just how much money I have in my wallet. Here ya go.. oh wait, never mind. Want money to take a girl out on a date? You're going to have to work for it. You can start with licking my feet and kissing them! Haha, if only the girl you were taking out knew your mouth had been all over your roommates feet right before you kiss her!