You're a pitiful loser, resorting to humping objects just to blow your load. You can't even jerk like a normal loser with your hands.... no. Instead you have to humiliate, degrade and berate yourself for me by humping pillows, wishing it was me you were humping. Pretend that pillow is my leg... or my ass.. you'd totally hump both of those, wouldn't you reject? Oh, you're going to rest SO good tonight.