Who knew taking a job on craigslist would turn out this way? I mean, the ad said the key was under the mat and to come in and make myself comfortable, the baby would be napping in it's room. Of course I invited my boyfriend over and made out with him on the couch, I have to pass the time some way! But then I heard noises coming from the bedroom and to my surprise... a grown ass man in a diaper sucking a pacifier! Wow... you're pathetic!