I know all about that secret you hide from everyone you know. The one you tuck away, but secretly obsess over. You're a toilet freak, you are as dirty and pathetic as they come. You beg to lap up my nectar and eat my logs. You'd take it straight from the source if I let you. First, you're going to have to clean my toilet to prove how dedicated you are. Then, and only then will I let you sip my warm golden nectar and have my soft serve on a platter, toilet slut.