I decided to get all dolled up, complete with a Santa hat and tinsel just for you to be the jerk off junkie you are for Christmas this year. Of course, there's always a catch.. what did you expect? Real men kiss underneath the mistletoe. You however, will be fucking your pathetic hand under the mistletoe because you're a big fat loser. Jerk away, jerk off junkie loser. Merry Christmas!