We're going on an exhilarating jerk off ride through my past while you pump that pathetic loser cock today! You're going to hear about my most prominent past slaves, living vicariously through memories and photos of them all while jerking off wishing it was you in ever single photo and memory. You're even more pathetic than they are, sitting at home pumping that dick while they got to kiss my feet and lick my ass in person. Sucks to be you!