You? A Valentine's date? No way. Never. You're getting Valentines Humiliation loser. It's what you deserve for being a pathetic beta male. If you were to go on a date, the "hypothetical" girl would just spend all your money and ignore you anyways.... and I'm the best at that, aren't I? I'm just going to take some photos, text a few friends, look hot and surf the internet while forgetting you exist.