Let's face it, anything below 8 inches just doesn't count as a penis. I deem that thing between your legs a chunk of flesh. Wanna play with that chunk of flesh? You're lucky I don't lock it up and throw away the key. I brought a little present for you today, for your little dicklette. Oh I know... that chunk of flesh doesn't even touch the sides, so you have my permission to stuff it with toilet paper. Trust me, you're going to need a lot of it to get any friction.

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