Grab that cock and slowly start pumping it, and with every stroke your loser dick gets harder and closer to cumming. I am the complete package, and the only thing you will ever have is your hand! Not me, duh! I'm not even naked, and you get off better to me than you would regular porn. You can't control yourself, you can't stop jerking to mean girls over the internet. The only thing that's huge about you is your worship puddle, for me of course.... LOSER.