So you're thinking of divorcing your wife? Well, let's have a discussion about it. Oh, now that you're here you're having second thoughts? Oh no, you came to me for help, and I am going to help you. You WILL divorce your wife. She just doesn't do it for you anymore. I bet i do though.... one look at my perfect bubble but and you'll be going down to the court house immediately! Ooops, I was right. That boner in your pants really needs to be taken care of!