I think it's time we squash the rumors going around the office about you. I want to get down to the bottom of it so it can stop. Everyone is saying you're a virgin, which can't be true... oh, oops. I just can't contain my tits, they're so big and out of control. How inappropriate of me. Oh, is that a boner in your pants? Go on, drop them, lets see what you're working with. I am your boss and you must do what I say. Oh my... no wonder there are rumors going around the office about you, look at that little thing! How embarrassing!