I'm Evelyn Milano and I work for the small penis registration organization that was recently established. Someone reported that you had a very small penis and I'm here to see if you're exempt... some times girls submit your name out of spite. I'll ask a few questions and show you a few things, it's easy. So go ahead, let's drop your pants and I'll examine it to see if you're exempt. Oh.. you're looking a little embarrassed, why is that?