I know you LOVE what I have on, don't you virgin? You are so motivated to finally lose your virginity. You're very familiar with half naked girls in magazines, and porn on tv. You haven't quite actually seen a girl naked in person though, have you? Well, better break the news to you right now, loser! You better keep those used sticky magazines around, because you'll never lose your virginity at the rate you're going! As a matter of fact, I want you to bust a load on a girls face in a magazine! That's the only action you'll be getting!