It's the time of year you show gratitude to the things you are MOST thankful for. THANKSGIVING. Oh, you'll be thanking me for existing, of course. For giving meaning to your life. For taking every last cent you own. You'll be thanking me with the ONLY way you can. YOUR WALLET. You didn't think there was any other way, did you? I'll even let you stroke your cash cock and make a huge wallet worship puddle. YOU'RE WELCOME, loser.