You want to be owned by the one and only Evelyn Milano. So today, that is going to happen. Now, I'm going to put this cute pink collar around your neck and you will be my property and do as I say. You will do EVERYTHING I tell you to do, including drinking my sweet nectar and eating my logs. What's for breakfast? Nectar mixed in with cereal. What's for dinner? My logs on a hot bun. You will savor everything that comes out of these holes from here forward, got it toilet slave?