Valentine's Day is the one day you feel most alone. How sad it must be... to be a loser such as yourself. I don't know what that feels like, obviously. I'm out being and dined like I deserve. I'm here to add a little spice to your lonely, boring Valentines day. I made a special treat just for you, the ingredients? My very own special concoction. The purpose of the cupcake? Guess you'll just have to find out, loser! It involves humiliation, of course!

Valentine's Day is the one day you feel most alone. How sad it must be... to be a loser such as yourself. I don't know what that feels like, obviously. I'm out being and dined like I deserve. I'm here to add a little spice to your lonely, boring Valentines day. I made a special treat just for you, the ingredients? My very own special concoction. The purpose of the cupcake? Guess you'll just have to find out, loser! It involves humiliation, of course!