This whining little prick has been telling me in email how desperate he is to see me again, as he hasn’t seen me for 6 years since the last time I gave him a good beating, So I thought, well, if he’s so desperate to see me, then I suppose I’d better punish his eyes. So I brought some table salt with me, and I lay him down on the floor, tapped his eyes so that they stay open, and filled his eyes up with salt! Once his eye sockets are full of salt, I rub the salt in deeper with the salt tub, and then spit in his eyes to make the salt run even deeper. Have you ever gotten salt in your eyes? It... Show more