I'm relaxing watching tv, barefoot. You saw my feet, freshly oiled and rubbed, and you begged me to sniff them. So I gave you permission to lie underneath me, very quietly, no talking, just staring and sniffing. I'm not going to say a single word to you either, I'm just going to ignore you and watch my tv show. If I happen to rub my feet some more, or maybe even rub them up and down on a sapporo can, and it drives you crazy well, that's just a bonus for you.

I'm relaxing watching tv, barefoot. You saw my feet, freshly oiled and rubbed, and you begged me to sniff them. So I gave you permission to lie underneath me, very quietly, no talking, just staring and sniffing. I'm not going to say a single word to you either, I'm just going to ignore you and watch my tv show. If I happen to rub my feet some more, or maybe even rub them up and down on a sapporo can, and it drives you crazy well, that's just a bonus for you.