Why are you even here?! It's ME & MY BOYFRIEND going to the concert tonight. You're just his weird loser friend who always stares at Me. So pathetic.

Since you insist on sticking around to stare, I INSIST you make yourself useful. This room has a broom, so you can start sweeping, but watch where you're going! If you step anywhere near My boots I'm going to make you PAY FOR IT.