Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

I'm going to share with you my one and true Christmas wish.

Every day is a day to worship me but this year you're going to give me something money can't buy...

You're going to listen to my verbal humiliation and thank me for the opportunity to provide each and every one of my monetary and physical needs and wants.

I deserve everything and anything I want.

You've been irritating me all year long and I'm going to make you feel like less of a human at the happiest time of the year.

It's going to be such a... Show more