Your curvy neighbor is the object of your obsession.

You love her feet, doing things for her, being humiliated by her... but you will NEVER have her.

Not only will you never have her, you won't ever have a woman at all.

You're a grown man and still a VIRGIN.

You're a completely pathetic loser and that's all you'll ever be.

You'll have to pay a gorgeous woman like her in order to get attention for the rest of your loser life.

You'll never stop begging.

She knows you will do anything to get any little bit of attention from her.

You crave spending time with her so you pay for the privilege and you'll never stopped.

You're hooked on a sexy woman that you will never have, virgin loser, friendzoned for life.