I'm so bratty, bossy, humiliating, financially degrading! I take your money and talk so badly to you, yet you beg to smell my armpits and lick my post workout funk. Do you think I'm going to actually let you touch my body? Do you think you can put your tongue on me? LOL! Please! I might give you a taste to deepen your addiction to me, but you're not man enough to ever be my lover. You're a slave, a loser and an ATM so pay up, beg and keep dreaming!