I know what you want santa to bring you this christmas... PUSSY! I hit the nail on the head, right loser? Of course, I am well aware of exactly what you crave. You can't get your mind off PUSSY. You want so badly to be able to feel pussy around your loser dick.

But...guess what? IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN BITCH. You aren't getting pussy this year, nor the next, nor the year after that and on and on... FOREVER PUSSYLESS WEAKLING!