What is the one true religion, slave? It's my divine asshole of course. My asshole is the reason for your existence. You exist to serve and worship the most high asshole in the universe, my goddess asshole. You are a devotee now and forever.

This is your place of worship. Wherever you are in the world, you can worship my asshole easily. Every day should be filled with worship to my asshole. Your every thought should be or be influenced by, my asshole. My asshole is your life. My asshole is your god. My asshole is your religion.

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