Our dear university decided to introduce coed dorms! I was so excited to be apart of this new venture until I saw that you were my roommate. I was expecting a hot, hung roomie to have wild sex with for the semester.

But no, instead I got you... a nerdy sniveling nosed little wimp. I wouldn’t dare fuck you (but you would LOVE to fuck me)... like ever. So don’t even get that warped little idea in your head.

No, I have other plans for our living arrangement. Your little mouth will be put to use this semester.