It is time to get on your knees and worship my ass. Today you start a new life, a better life as my ass worshipping slave.

I know you think about my ass all the time. You have a need to worship it. This is your new religion. My ass is what you will pray to.

Day in and day out you will worship my ass. You go to work for my ass. To have the privilege to tribute and spoil my big ass.

You will repeat this mantra every day. Once when you wake up and also before you lay your head down at night. My ass is your life.