Hey my little piggy bank. This ass makes you so very weak, doesn't it? You just can't help yourself around this ass. I know that wallet is itching to pay me.

You can't resist. It's silly for you to think you can. Every time you see this ass you have to pay. You want to kiss it so badly, don't you? As if loser. The closest you will ever get is kissing the screen. Be grateful you have that.

Pucker up pay piggy and give me all the cash.