Every day is a good day to pay me. I expect my financial slaves to pay me every single day. I want your tribute hitting my account first thing in the morning.

When you open your eyes you should be using your phone to pay me. This MP3 will train you on how to do so. Paying me is the right thing to do. It's why you exist. Come to terms with this and your life will be filled with more joy. You exist to serve me financially.