Ah, I just love the summertime. I get to wear skimpy bikinis like this and make jaws drop every second. Don't you just love me in this bikini? Haha, I can tell.

You are literally drooling over me right now. You act as if you haven't seen a woman like this in ages!

Your wife doesn't wear skimpy bikinis like this?Ah, I see the issue now. Let's see... has she become a fat slob that has let herself go?

Does she nag you ALL the time? And on top of that, she isn't giving you have sex either huh? Or it sucks so bad you wish she didn't, haha. That is too funny.

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