You have two choices: you can kiss your wife for the rest of your life or you can kiss my ass for the rest of your life. Which one? Exactly, you rather kiss my ass than kiss your stupid wife.

My ass owns you and makes you forget about your boring ass wife. My ass is so perfect and your wife's is not. She can't compare to me. You want me so bad, yet I don't want you. I just want to fuck with your marriage by using my ass against you.