Funny how you think your "charming" personality can win me over. Nothing you can say about yourself will make me interested in you. Absolutely nothing. Tell your achievements to your step-mother. I don't care.

What I do care about is your wallet and how much you plan to give me. That's the only conversation that makes my ears perk up. That's the only way you exist to me. As a wallet...nothing more.

Get with the program here. It's quite simple yet you want me to really "like" you for you. No...pay to obey. Pay for a presence. Pay to be apart of my life.