You know how you are always giving a chunk of your money during collection plate time in church? Well, I have a new idea for your tithes. Give them to me of course!

I am the only SUPERIOR BEING you should be tithing to. In fact, I want you to tithe to me every Sunday instead of to your stupid GOD.

And when you are handing over those tithes to me, you are to say "fuck God and FUCK CHURCH".

Good boy, now jerk off to me while you are in church. Oh yes, you should be watching this hot clip while you are at your "place of worship".

;)