Hahahaha you’re so much of a fucking loser that I DON’T want you to kiss my ass. Normally I love a suck up, but you’re so pathetic, uninteresting and unappealing that it’s SO much more fun to take your money and verbally you.

Mind fuck you with my perfect ass. You are thirsty as fuck and my ass is a huge glass of water. You NEED it to survive. The harsh words and reality of your life seem to not be as bad when you stare at my ass.

How does it feel to know what you want the most in this world you will NEVER have? Must suck.