First, I measure my palms. I've gotten multiple requests for this over the years and it's finally done for you all. Enjoy that hand freaks. ;P

Ah, measuring my hands is such hard work you know. I want to chew on some little people now. See how they look in my palms. I dare them to escape! They try, but they will fail. I love to tease them with my big scary mouth. Just look how frightened they are!

I heard that makes the meat juicier. I could eat them all in one go... but I'm feeling rather sadistic today. I am going to eat them one by one. One tasty little person morsel to... Show more