Pay me shiny loser. Pay me shiny loser. Pay shiny loser. Have the tribute page open so you can pay me until your account is dry. You are so mesmerized by my perfection in this shiny bikini. You have to open your wallet and pay me.

All I do is repeat the phrase "pay me shiny loser" over and over again as you get weaker and weaker for me everytime it leaves my lips.